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Real Men Don’t Wear Masks?

The government told me to register with Selective Service.  I didn’t like it but did it anyway . . . and I was still a man.

The government told me “Uncle Sam needs you.”  I didn’t like it but did it anyway . . . and I was still a man.

The government told me I had to have a drivers license.  I didn’t like it but did it anyway . . . and I was still a man.

The government told me I must have a license to conceal my gun.  I didn’t like it but did it anyway . . . and I was still a man.

The government tells me to give them more and more money.  I don’t like it but do it anyway . . . and I am still a man.

The government tells me to wear a face mask.  I don’t like it but do it anyway . . . and I am still a man . . . and a good American!!

I’m sorry about you guys who feel “real men don’t wear masks” . . . because you’re wrong!